اللى بيعرف انجليزى بس هو اللى يتفضل يدخل

A foreign reporter moves on and approaches a random guy trying to cover other aspects of the Egyptian mentality
Reporter: Hello
Egyptian: Welcum to egybt

Reporter: Thank you; may I interview you?
Egyptian: Ofcors

Reporter: What's your name?
Egyptian: Essam

Reporter: Ok Mr. Essam, what do you do? I mean do you work?
Essam: Yees... I have koshk

Reporter: Koshk?..what is koshk?
Essam: Small subarmarket; you andarstand? I sell cigarettes... Boxes and fart

Reporter: Don't you think smoking is bad for people?
Essam: I don't hit beoble on zer hand and make zem smoke..AZ we say here in Egybt..(your brain in your Head, you know where you finish)

Reporter: I don't get it...but let's move on ....How do you feel about terrorism?
Essam: Terrorism is good..we love terrorisms in egybt..zey bring dollars to za cantry..and zey all light Egybt..AZ we say here in egybt...nawwart -masr

Reporter: I am shocked to hear that
Essam: NO NO..don't shock..we are like zis..and our fazarz waz like zis..we love terrorisms and make Zem feel at home.becoz zey bring a lot of money to za cantry and guvurment

Reporter: Are you claiming that terrorists support the Egyptian government financially?
Essam: Sbeak again bleez

Reporter: I mean, are you saying that terrorists are paying money to the Egyptian government?
Essam: Ofcorse zey bay...zey one of za most imbortant bay to za cantry..terrorists, and Sewiss canal and za High sadd in Aswan

Reporter: Oh my God ..that is very disturbing... Do you have any idea where they reside in Egypt?
Essam Sbeak again

Reporter: Where terrorists stay in Egypt
Essam: Zey love Sharm El Sheikh..also Khan el Khalili to buy sofoneer and drink shisha

Reporter: Oh yes..I can totally relate.. We heard about bombings there a couple of years ago...Why do you think
The police doesn't capture those terrorists?
Essam: Bolice here in egybt..very good..zey borotect terrorists very well..don't warry..don't zey brotect you?

Reporter: Why do I need protection?
Essam: Because you are terrorist

Reporter: Absolutely not!
Essam: You look like zem

Reporter: Do I ?
Essam: yees..wite skin.. No clozes and no sbeak Arabic

Reporter: OH MY GOD..U MISUNDERSTOOD MY QUESTIONS
Essam: Sank you very much..

Reporter: I'm sorry..I'll have to end this now before it leads to more wrong information
Essam: sbeak again

Reporter: I have to go now
Essam: No boroborem..you light Egybt..

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